Go Big or Go Home

Oh silly fit people, you amuse me. Especially those of you who have ALWAYS been fit. You know the type. The ones who were competitive high school athletes, studied kinesiology and now wear Nike Dry Fit head to toe every single day. I admire you, but I’m here to say that you’re truly missing out on one of the finer things in life. I’m talking about the “Hey, are you losing weight?” compliment. By always being fit, you’re single-handedly depriving yourself of the love and attention we fluctuating fatties absorb on a regular basis.